so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
Randomize
