ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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