my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
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