I bet he comes in French.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
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Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
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