oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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