I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
Even the bartender felt bad for me
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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