is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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