Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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