Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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