Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
Randomize
