Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
Randomize
