I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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