The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
So vagazzling was a success
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
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