why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
