Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
Randomize
