I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
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