Nicole vs. Life
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
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