so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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