Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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