Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
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