I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Randomize
