I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
Randomize
