Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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