hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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