I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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