I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
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