ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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