This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
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