My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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