He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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