doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
Randomize
