i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
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