So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
