The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
It was like giving head to a cactus.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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