sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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