I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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