I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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