I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
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