I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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