and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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