before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Randomize
