Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
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