Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
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