She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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