i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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