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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
Randomize
