How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
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