She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Randomize
