I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
the raccoons are back...
Randomize
