is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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