he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
Randomize
