? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
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